Jesus Christ on a Bicycle

According to the Urban Dictionary, the term Jesus Christ on a Bicycle is "the using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust."

Jesus Christ on a bike doesn't give me surprise. It gives me contemplation.
A song if you will...

If God had a bike
What would it be, and would you ride it
If you were faced with him and found he rode a Huffy
What would you ask if you had just one question?

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS
What if God was one us
Rode a bike among all of us
Just a stranger on cruiser, trying to make his way home..

If God had a fixed
What would it look like and would you want to see
The twirling pink aerospokes in the wind
In things like neon, obama spoke cards and shorts too skinny

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS
What if God was one of us
Rode a bike among all of us
Just a stranger on cruiser, trying to make his way home..

Trying to make his way home
Flat tire guess he needs to pray home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Flying Scot in the Velodrome...

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS

Trying to make his way home
Flat tire guess he needs to pray home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Flying Scot in the Velodrome...