TBJ @ august SALT TB joust.

the Immaculate Conception of TallBikeJesus

Holy! Holy! Be thy name Tall Bike Jesus! To which we claim the immaculate conception of TBJ to the grand designs of the Holy Tall Bike which rides. Know we if this was thee Tall Bike which created TBJ?

Nay, we know not.

But by the grace of the Zeus Tall Bike Jesus can only raise up upon his noble steed by this, the Holy Mother of Tall Bikes and dream on his stead that he was conceived by such a beautiful wonder of a girl - TallBike.

source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevinwagoner/3839287784/in/set-72157621966148843/

TallBike Jesus will be hosting a tallbike joust. august 21st. in the city of salt. 9:30p. gallivan plaza. be there for the redemption of your bicycle depends on it.

Bicycle Jesus, Not To Be Confused W/ Tall Bike Jesus

http://www.fortunecity.com/olympia/cobb/117/bj.htm

The Bicycle Lord's Prayer

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Our Father, whose art's in heaven,
Hollow be thy frame. Thy links' cogs run.
Thy wheel be done on earth, as it is in bicycle heaven.
Give us this day our steely thread.
And forgive us our dents, as we forgive our denters, or dentees.
So why not lead us into temptation, as long as you're delivering us from evil: For thine is the kingdom, and the pedal power, and the chrome-plated glory, for ever.

Amen.

and now TBJ (Tall Bike Jesus) Reads from the book of the Tall Bible:

the book of Cranks
Chapter 1
Verse 2

The shadows. The sounds.
Its ritualistic, the blood of the tall bicycle spilling in grinded, welded and melted metal scraps.
Its alive! Its alive.

Ride it.

to tall bike joust is divine.

in the city of Salt we are new to this sport known as tall bike jousting, as borrowed from black label.



above, is our divine intervention to convert the masses to the tall bike joust. so far the reception has been great, but more need to be converted to this sport.

we aren't black label, nor claim such a title, but here in the city of salt we do believe that we add variety to the bicycle.

praise tallie.

Jesus Christ on a Bicycle

According to the Urban Dictionary, the term Jesus Christ on a Bicycle is "the using of christ's name, not necessarily in vain, but to exclaim surprise, disbelief, or disgust."

Jesus Christ on a bike doesn't give me surprise. It gives me contemplation.
A song if you will...

If God had a bike
What would it be, and would you ride it
If you were faced with him and found he rode a Huffy
What would you ask if you had just one question?

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS
What if God was one us
Rode a bike among all of us
Just a stranger on cruiser, trying to make his way home..

If God had a fixed
What would it look like and would you want to see
The twirling pink aerospokes in the wind
In things like neon, obama spoke cards and shorts too skinny

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS
What if God was one of us
Rode a bike among all of us
Just a stranger on cruiser, trying to make his way home..

Trying to make his way home
Flat tire guess he needs to pray home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Flying Scot in the Velodrome...

Yeah, yeah- God is great
Yeah, yeah- Bike is good
Yeah, yeah- Yeah (x3)

CHORUS

Trying to make his way home
Flat tire guess he needs to pray home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'Cept for the Flying Scot in the Velodrome...