blessed be thy zoobomb on a small tall.

Tall Bike Construction Primer

 From the Laboratory of C.H.U.N.K. 666: 

A Tall Bike Construction Primer

With the recent exponential multiplication of tall bikes across the country and even around the world, a primer on their construction hardly seems necessary. Still, for the sake of those just starting we provide here the basic steps and notes for the construction of the classic "one bike on top of another" design. By no means that this design is canonical, for there are many approaches by which one may make a bike tall. But purists and the aesthetically inclined may find the classic design more deserving of elaboration.
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4Play for Bike Porn 4: PLAY in SALT

Bike Porn 4: Play is visiting Salt Lake City on November 12, 2010. RSVP here.

Videos for play to get ready for Bike Smut Bike Porn 4: PLAY (nsfw):

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Bike Porn 3:



Bike Porn 4:

Friday, November 12 at 9:00pm
Point Six Percent Productions
1130 South Richardson Street (entrance in back)
$5 donation
ages 18+
Salt Lake City, UT

Behold, the Jesus of Tall Bikes Cometh to PDX.

Its a new dawn for the Tall Bike and this Jesus that rides them as he looks to the west.  

Portland, Oregon, months, moments away will soon be the home of this here TBJ.

Prepare your temples, alert your priest, burn your offerings of SUVs -

Tall Bike Jesus will be living in Portland soon enough -

and from the broken, the frayed, will join in the building of the great underground bike culture as prophesied and burnt in the book of the Big Rings spandex clad warriors.

Light up your Zoobombs

Porn your bicycles

&

Get your SHIFT together

It will be a ride.

amen.

Church Of the Bicycle Jesus

"Our father,whose art's in heaven, hollow be thy frame. Thy links' cogs run. Thy wheel be done on earth, as it is in bicycle heaven. Give us this day our steely thread. And forgive us our dents, as we forgive our denters, or dentees. So why not lead us into temptation, for after all, you're delivering us from evil: for thine is the kingdom, and the pedal power, and the chrome-plated glory, for ever. AMEN"

-Church Of the Bicycle Jesus

World Premiere of Bike Porn 4:PLAY feat. Tall Bike Jesus

Bike Porn 4: Play

Clinton Street Theater

2522 SE Clinton St

Portland, Oregon

Premiering Friday, June 11th at 7pm & 9pm

Additional Shows: Fri 6/18 9pm, Sun 6/20 9pm

Mon 6/21 9pm, Tues 6/22 9pm, Wed 6/23 9pm

$6 ~ 18 and over

http://bikeporntour.blogspot.com/

Drill Baby Drill, Kill Baby Kill.

"Our dependency on oil created a market and BP responded to that market. Blaming BP for this disaster is short sided and scape goating the bigger picture: We need sustainable transportation now. Not tomorrow, not the next day after - now. We can't afford further human cost, environmental cost. The disaster isn't in the sea. Its everywhere. Its in the streets, its spilling from the factory on the corner, its in the inversion that looms over Salt Lake City in the winter. It is in our water, it is in our air, the food we eat, the air we breathe."

- Tall Bike Jesus